Love it, embracing your body with pride instead of fucking it up with plastic surgery!
When we first met, my wife was a college cheerleader with abs so tight you could bounce a quarter of them. Her natural C-cup boobs were so high and firm that you’d thought they were sculpted by Michelangelo himself. And her ass, so round and curvaceous it would make Beyoncé weep. However, by the time our second kid came along, her stomach looked like an Atlas road map, her boobs drooped like a water balloon being held by its knot. And it made me realize something very important about Mother Nature: and that is: she must have a dick because she fucked my wife harder than I ever could.
On that same note, looks like she slipped Demi Moore and Katie Holmes some serious pipe too.
And I’m sure that you look exactly the same as you did in college, only balder and with a fatter face.
Ma’am… we’re going to have to ask you to step away from the keyboard.
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Katie Holmes in Miami. (December 30, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News