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  1. coljack

    Her reps say she was talking with Leo about environmental and animal welfare issues. Mmmhmmm. Fortunately, I have a full transcript of their conversation and will caption it for the internet in a The Superficial exclusive (you’re welcome).

    “So, are you as concerned as I am about water shortages? I mean, this drink might not have ice cubes in the future, so…can I give you a refill?”

    “Thanks, Leo, you’re a steward of the Earth and a gentleman!”

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