“This pearl necklace is only slightly less tacky than the one Bill Clinton gave Monica Lewinsky. Hahaha! See, that’s funny! How can anyone not like me?”
Myrtle, Madge, Mildred, Martha, Melba… lots of options if she decides on a name change.
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Katherine Heigl at The Congressional Coalition On Adoption Institute Gala in Washington, D.C. (September 12, 2012) -Photo: Getty, Splash News