I made an adult male booboo in my pants.
There is something about her stomach that i reallllllyyy dislike…
Yeah, it’s because it’s flatter than yours.
Wrong, its probably because Kate’s stomach doesnt have a thick happy trail like Jane’s.
“Jane, honey, are you trying to sound unattractive?”
It’s because her waistline is like an inch underneath her boobs – how is that even possible? The waistline is suppose to be BELOW the ribcage, not running halfway through it.
Wait, does she even HAVE nipples? I mean what girl could wear that and not expose nipple? They went to great lengths to hide her nipples in this photo shoot and I’m going to great lengths to find those hidden nipples. That’d be funnier if I had a dick.
she definitely waxes
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Kate Upton poses at Terry Richardson's studio. (May 1, 2012)
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