Somewhere, in an Outback Steakhouse, Jessica Simpson is muttering, “That French lady is lyin’ ’bout bein’ pegnant. I cain still see that car behind her.”
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The Duchess of Cambridge makes an official visit to the Grimsby Peaks Lane Fire Station because pregnant women be all like "Shit, I'm horny" while non-pregnant women be like, "Ew, don't touch me." (March 5, 2013)
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