To think she gave birth to a litter of half breeds.

she had a tattoo, until she got her tummy tuck they had to cut part of it off. She has a pretty good body for her age and her tits are definitely fake!

I’d rather bang Amber Portwood…

I’m sooo going to crank off to this pic when I get home!!

Modern science is amazing: They took a pile of crap and built a replicate-woman out of it. The wonders of science and engineering at their finest!

I don’t give a damn about Kate Gosselin, usually. But now I sort of want to beat her up and steal that bikini. That thing is cute as hell.

Hhhmmm. I find myself oddly attracted to that hot mess of a fertility goddess. I wonder if I can get her pregnant just by whacking to her photos???