How is that dress staying up? It defies the laws of physics.
Whatever’s keeping it up, I hate it. I’m going to go with friction. Fuck you, friction!
Why he’s her boyfriend: He is able to look into her eyes long enough to have a picture snapped.
I could totally make eye contact with her for at least ten seconds or so.
Of course that entire time my hands would be locked onto her chest like a boob vice
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