I guess after your paycheck says CBS for a little while, you just lose a desire for quality in all aspects of your life.

Nice hairstyle, asshole. Is that what it takes to bag Kat? I might be willing to bite that bullet.

I gave the fuck up on Zano’s sanity when he got rid of Haylie Duff to move onto Kat. Not to say Kat Dennings is a bad person, but Zano traded Haylie Duff, a woman with an actual head on her shoulders, for a walking pair of boobs. Just look at what Zano’s look has degenerated into since getting with Dennings. For shame, bro. Nick, you need to turn in your man card. NOW.