1. “Okay Snooki, now open your legs and the dolphin will insert its bottle nose in there and eat whatever you’ve left for it in your pickle box.” – Planned Parenthood

  2. This isn’t a Dolphin you Jackasses. It’s a fucking Manatee. Or as you would normally call it – Your Mom

  3. Ugh

    Where does the manatee end and snookie begin?! It’s an optical illusion!

  4. BDAY55

    Looks like your basic sea turd to me.

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