superficial

  1. YourGodBowsToMe

    “Yeah, you like it when I pose like this. Now come stick that big black d….wait, it’s only a microphone, GOD DAMN IT!!!!”

  2. MILF

    The thickness and fur of that mic seems more suitable for Snooki, no?

  3. Snooki's Taint

    Ok, did you guys get this spontaneous shot yet? My knees are starting to hurt, despite the callouses

  4. tird

    somebody went crazy with a crayon

  5. “SNOOKIE! MAY I ‘ASS’ YOU A QUESTION?”

  6. eatme

    pit of sarlacc?

  7. Who keeps telling her that the football team is here?

  8. Suck It

    Sums up everyone that watches Jersey Shore.

  9. Having a spray tan in Mexico is like bringing a bag lunch to a buffet.

  10. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/19/2003-06-13-stink-bug-180_147.jpg[/img]
    Whee!

  11. And now we know the answer to “Quick! It’s gonna rain! Where can we store all the filming equipment!”.

  12. Cool, a place to park my bike.

Leave A Comment