1. Is that a Snork in there?!

  2. Body by Dow-Corning, brain by Pablo Escobar.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    You can’t even jerk-off to her without a penicillin shot.

  4. celebutard

    Half of me is frantically searching for the zoom feature, the other half is relieved it is gone.

  5. If this were my daughter, I would perform an honor killing….ON MYSELF!

  6. Dick Hell

    Those do-it-yourself boob-job kits leave a wicked scar.

    • I’ll bet she got her boob job at Sears. Believe it or not, that’s where I got my vasectomy. The results were satisfactory except every time I get an erection my garage door opens.

      • Dick Hell

        Nah, they’d have the proper Craftsman tool for the job, not the rusty box-cutter that was apparently used.

  7. Cock Dr

    You can’t blame this woman for milking her 15 minutes of fame for all it’s worth. She has decades of haggard middle and old age before her and will need every dime.

  8. Who in the hell fucked up her tits?

  9. Skeeter

    I bet even her asshole is wonky.

  10. J Ripper Esq

    Bleached but wonky

  11. Brosef

    Madame Tussaud’s gets better and better.

  12. IdDoHerInAHurry

    “INCISE HERE”

  13. Odbarc

    The baby is going to get silicon poisoning.

  14. Interred Ferguson

    If whatever falls out of her J-Hole is somehow able to mate with the demon offspring of Snookie, and produces something that can exist outside the womb, Earth will be left in tiny shards within days. Nostradamus is crapping/doing backflips in his grave for missing this one………

  15. Fancy Face

    This post brought to you by JWoww’s impressive looking implant scar. That thing is so big it’s getting its own reality spin off.

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