JWoww in costume as SVEDKA_GRL the new spokes_bot for SVEDKA Vodka, and yes all those words just happened. (October 20, 2011)
How much spackle did it take to fill in that cameltoe? I remember just this summer, when I rode a burro down into it and took a group of underprivileged children white water rafting in her uterus.
You think she blew her manager for this job? I mean she’s wearing a bad cosplay costume, has a sucker in her yap, some dollar store hollowe’en decorations, vodka no one gives a fuck about and seems to be posing in some guy’s basement while his fat sister, who still has her cherry at 33, pretends to be his assistant. If they’re cannibals, someone better warn them not to eat the white meat, it’s full of chemicals.
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