fake eyelashes + last nights makeup go great with ugly sweatpants and stale beer smell
Why did she have the upper lip and chin of an old man grafted into her armpit?
Holy fuck is she 60? Damn, life has been hard on her.
Why does she have a tattoo of a T-rex vomiting?
Faces of meth.
She went from Jwoww to Jwhat the…
You know, I was just thinking that the latest picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt reminded me a lot of JWow. Then I saw this pic. Damn! JWow looks mighty rough. And yet Jenni is still easily the most do-able girl on the show (including the random women the guys bring home). Oh, well. There’s always her porn career to look forward to, I guess. Then again, a lot of porn stars look kinda better than this…
This is why you avoid the tanning machine.
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Jersey Shore star JWoww in Seaside Heights, NJ. (June 28, 2011)