+1 for the Hey Dude reference…Now where is the Melody/Brad sex tape I’ve been waiting for?

Jacket. check.
Glove. check.
Getting grabby and making young boys uncomfortable. check.

Obviously Paris is is real daughter.

I wonder whose genes he actually spliced together for each of his kids. His daughter looks like she’s going to be a heart breaker when she gets older.

This has to be the pissest poor celebration of an accused peado pop star’s life. They shoulda rolled Bubbles out on stage bumming Ne-Yo whilst tearing off the faces of all the UK X-Factor wannabe wankers grasping at some second hand fame from a middle aged drug addict who hadn’t had a hit in years. And in f**king Cardiff too. Cardiff is shit. I’ve been there. People in Cardiff hate Cardiff. Michael Jackson would’ve hated Cardiff. They film Dr Who there. That’s bollocks too. I bet MJ is turning in his bloody grave. Cardiff. FFS!