“Yeah, we’re totally excited! We’re hoping that by next Christmas, my balls will drop!”
“Nope. Still can’t grow hair here.”
So wait. Underneath the quilted jacket, he was wearing velour waders?
That would explain the fishing lure on his lapel. Of course, it doesn’t explain the why of velour waders.
His suit is fucking velour. My fucking eyes.
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