superficial

  1. Whats the Over/Under on him wiping out young & pretty like James Dean? Being forever worshiped as a lost teen idol?

  2. Moo Cow Hunter

    Just this morning I was contemplating the futility of life and the loss of hope in our dark times. Then the Superficial swings in like Batman to save the day. Justin Bieber on something doctors simply refer to as the organ donor maker. There is hope… there is hope…

    • Yep, when I was a nurse and I was really hoping for a patient to get an organ, I would just hope for nice days. Bikers would come out by the dozen, and there was always a good kidney or liver delivered soon after.

  3. This is actually a very encouraging development.

    The kid’s got Ferrari’s and Ducatis, his life expectancy is pretty iffy at this point. If SOMEONE would just introduce him to heroin, we could finally be rid of him. I’m looking at you Russel Brand…

  4. icky-Ricky

    Good.

  5. Damn you, helmet laws! *shakes fist at sky*

  6. Donkeylicks

    Thumbs up for anyone who actually heard let alone remembers the night rider theme.

  7. The collective "meh"

    Aww…He got the training wheels taken off of his big boy bike,

  8. InkyBlack

    Well, if he does crash and burn, I hope they bury his god awful shoe collection along with him.

  9. jennifer

    this little dude has so much money he has no idea what to do with it. Too bad he cannot get a doby transplant to stop looking as Heidi.

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