Fuck this little prick for his matching clothes, helmet, shoes and bike.

With any luck he’ll either do something stupid for our entertainment. 18 and supersport as a first bike usually results in a hilarious and painful bad decision when those two lines on the graph meet. Hopefully someone is there to take pictures or video.

He’ll find out very soon that a hoodie doesn’t offer up much protection against pavement.

Well then he’s all set to play a more effeminate version of Trinity in the next Matrix movie.