I’ve seen that smile. It’s the smile hot chicks give little kids who stare longingly at the grown-up ladies who are so preeeeetty. “Aw, you’re so cute,” they think to themselves. “Maybe one day you’ll get big and strong.”
I think it’s more of a “Oh, how nice they are being progressive and letting a lesbian performer on the stage!”
It’s also the “isn’t that cute” smile you give your boss when his adrenalin-crazed puppy shreds your pants leg prior to trying to hump it.
Dear Victoria Secret – Never, and I mean never…have a dude on the same stage as the models. I will forward directions of funeral service for my dead boner, at a later time. Yours Truly – Limpy McBiscuit
And silver fingerless gloves aren’t gay at all
Why is she wearing the tragedy that is harem pants circa 1990?
Despite all the absurd outfits she has ever had to wear; the constant dieting and occasional purging; the flights all over the world reducing her personal relationships to the level of depth involved in your average facebook status update; that face she’s making tells me this is the first moment shes looked at her life and thought,”What the Fuck am I doing?”
I was talking about the little girl in white.
This proves that Justin Bieber is, an eighteen year old male.
No, it proves he can’t manage to walk in a pair of clown pants that have a crotch 2 inches above the knee.
This seriously is fashion? Look objectively at what they are both wearing and then try to hold back the laughter.
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