There used to be this lady with a Great Dane and a Daschund that she would walk together. The Dane would amble along , with long strides, at an almost idle pace. The daschund however, would be walking its ass off just to keep up, its tiny feet a blur of motion. On its face would be an expression similar to what is seen above left.

“Who’s taller now, spaceship lady?”

“Buzz Lightyear wasn’t a black lady, but who cares, more Disney toys, yay!”