1. Buttaface with thunder thighs… You’ll need Viagra to be hard enough to fuck that fat hoe in about 5 years, top.

  2. The long-term impact of Sandy is just beginning to be felt as the Jersey shore finally starts washing up on South Beach.

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    Fuck I just got back from Miami and now you are telling me that there was a slim change I REALLY might have had a chance to punch him in the face?

    In any case, word of his assholishness must be getting around. If you are rich and famous in Miami and can’t do better than these women, something is wrong.

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