superficial

  1. Satan's bitch

    “Oh look! His thumb looks just like your thumb!”

    “No, baby, that’s my penis.”

  2. Here at Madame Tussaud’s, we take pride in complete anatomical correctness. Smooth like a Ken doll.

  3. Synthe

    When Usher says wax you say “how smooth?”

  4. shannon

    “You want me to put my mouth on what?? I don’t think Disney would approve!”

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