1. Satan's bitch

    “Oh look! His thumb looks just like your thumb!”

    “No, baby, that’s my penis.”

  2. Here at Madame Tussaud’s, we take pride in complete anatomical correctness. Smooth like a Ken doll.

  3. Synthe

    When Usher says wax you say “how smooth?”

  4. shannon

    “You want me to put my mouth on what?? I don’t think Disney would approve!”

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