1. Raoul

    Officer, you have a gun. Right there! For the same of all that is good and holy in his world, use it!

  2. Monkey Business

    C’mon Mr. Bieber! I’m not going to handcuff you no matter how much you beg me. And put your pants back on!!!

  3. FUZZ LOVER

    Wish the cop was trigger-happy!

  4. The Royal Penis

    “You realize that not only do I hate your music, but this car represents all that is evil in society to me. I couldn’t afford this car after working for the PD for 20 years..let alone a gym membership…so instead I’m going to treat you like a piece of shit and give you lots of citations to make me feel better.”

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