1. yenjvoy

    “I joined the army, went through boot camp, special forces training, ranger school, delta force training and 5 tours of duty of desert combat because I wanted to buy McDonalds for the douchiest kid in the world and his entourage when I grew up. Yes, thats why.” – Justin Bieber’s bodyguard.

  2. I have a girl boner for Justin’s bodyguard. I have a thing for quiet bald guys with nice biceps.

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