Justin Bieber Celebrates His Birthday In London
Justin Bieber tries to celebrate his 19th birthday in London with Ella-Paige Roberts-Clarke only to get kicked out of a nightclub because half of his party is underage, so he made his bodyguard get him McDonald's. (March 1, 2013)
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Photos: Splash News
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Photos: Splash News


“That guy’s waving $100 at me just for a handjob. Should I take it? I mean, I wouldn’t mind getting a handjob about now…”
“OK: ridiculous haircut, lots of gold jewelry, sort of hottish girlfriend with four names, fuzzy coat, leopard print purse that I pretend is a backpack, women’s earrings, and plastic frame sunglasses that were way too expensive that I wear at night. What am I forgetting? Gosh darnit! I left my shiny electric car thingy with illegal tinted windows at home! Someone find me a new one before I start crying and pounding my fists on the floor!”
Does he even have to shave?
“Worst birthday ever! Some douche gave me a copy of a Justin Bieber CD!”
X-Ray Vision Glasses make a come back!
It’s better that he didnt get in so the DJ didnt have to play “Dude Looks Like a Lady.”
Is that a weave??