If Leo whipped his dick out, Jonah would start blowing it without even being asked
Leo looks pleased with himself, after having melted Brendan Fraser using only the power of his mind.
Is it just me or does every picture here look like he’s the guy who got pity invited and tries to shoehorn his way into conversations while everyone else is thinking “oh god not this guy”?
The word you are looking for is schlemiel or maybe schmendrick.
Perhaps Dicaprio can ruin another Yates story. Certainly can’t think of anyone better than Hill to play Lard Ass Platt.
“If you wear a knit tie, or if you’re shorter than me. Those are the Hollywood rules. I didn’t create them, I just enforce them. Now on you knees, Jonah, this limp noodle aint going to suck itself.”
Leo…I love you.
Oh, did I say that out loud? Damn.
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Jonah Hill attends The Weinstein Company's 2013 Golden Globes After-Party. (January 13, 2013)