Jealous that he’s sharing that big, juicy hamm with someone other than me :(
Why is it that people always comment on John Hamm’s huge fifth member, but no word on his girlfriend’s receptacle? It has to be a fucking black hole to take it all in. Has NASA even been noticed yet?
Rufus ain’t the only thing off the chain, yo.
I wonder if it makes a sound as he walks.
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh…like the pendulum of a big clock swinging back and forth.
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