Jon Hamm goes shopping with Jennifer Westfeldt at Barney's on Madison Ave. (September 7, 2012) - Photos: Splash News
Isn’t this the size of all penises?
I normally wouldn’t post about a penis, but … that’s apparently Jon Hamm’s penis.
Is it flaccid or …hard?
Either way, me likey. Me wantie weenie.
Seeing penises is like seeing the Blessed Mother in the grain of wood, or toast. Some people want to see something meaningful, other people just see a thin pair of slacks.
and then there’s all the rest of us, who see Jon Hamm’s penis.
That’s just funny.
Being a girl I often wondered, does it just hang out on one side, does it sit in the middle? Now I know!
Tailors ask men if they “dress right or “dress left” to indicate common location whch is taken into account when whipping up a nice pair of trousers.
What difference would that make? Do they make more room in one leg?
Dunno. Not a tailor. It does seem complicated.
They ask before they measure your inseam so they don’t accidentally feel you up.
Lol I didn’t realize penises were so complicated ;)
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things!
us women folk have learned much in the ways of penal placement today..
Elaine to Jerry on Seinfeld.
Re: Krissy’s comment
Said Elaine to Jerry on Seinfeld.
Gave myself a thumbs down for being such an anal-retentive editor of my own comment.
makes me want a hot dog real bad.
Wow. All I can say is: I think she should look happier than she does.
I hope he was shopping for underwear.
Being a girl, does it hurt to have it tugging to one side? I mean it looks squished in some strides.
It must. That’s why they’re always touching and adjusting it.
Yes, it can be very uncomfortable. Good underwear is a wonderful thing. Hanging as in these photos is not comfortable — too many things bouncing around and getting caught in the fabric.
It totally can. The tip of it is one of the most sensitive part’s on the body…having tight pants can also cause an unwanted (and painful!) erection, lol.
No it doesn’t hurt, and these guys are babies if they claim it does. It can be uncomfortable to not be secured, and you don’t want to be rubbing against or scraping a zipper, but just hanging to a side doesn’t “hurt”. And as for the comments about the girl not looking happy enough, the dude is showing like 4 1/2 inches there.. Who’s to say he’s a grower, he’s probably a shower. The penis is often in various states of erection/flaccidity. Sometimes you’re half-mast, sometimes you’re tucked inside the turtle shell.
Om nom nom. Brrrrrb! nom nom.
fish will be so, so sad when checks this pic with his hopes up for a multitude of ”hamm-log’ jokes and sees us all talking about dick placement and the such. jon hamm for the new face of penis awareness! the people have spoken!
Do they make bras for penises? He’d need one. Extra support. With undewire.
C’mon. Photoshop? Has to be… Otherwise I would expect to see his shins in such detail. Oh, btw, besides someone who needs undies, who is Jon Hamm?
“CUZ I’M FREEEEEEE….FREE BALLIN” – Tom Petty
There´s only one thing more disgusting than a circumcised penis…having to actually look at his perpetually exposed knob through his freakin pants *vomit*
Coming from an expert, this is absolutely photoshopped.
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