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Johnny: Yeah, it’s me, Johnny! Tell ‘em you’ve re-cast my role in Pirates of the Caribbean XIV until AFTER the divorce! Then, I want 25 million AND points! Ciao!
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Johnny: Hi Tim? It’s Johnny! Cast me in EVERYTHING you direct from now until your deathbed. AFTER the divorce! Got it? Love ya, mate!
Id make him my husband unlike the gap tooth french fry
“The answer? Pirates 5: The Strange I Ride.”