"Good evening. I vant to suck your cocks!"
*crickets*
"Anyone? Because people think I'm gay and look like a vampire?"
*crickets*
"Shirley MacLaine came to Hollywood with stars in her eyes and a dream..."

John Travolta makes his first post-scandal appearance at The 40th Annual AFI Lifetime Achievement Awards honoring Shirley MacLaine. (June 7, 2010)
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Photos: Getty
7 Comments
  1. sparkymcgee

    OH Goddammit!

    Now my comment in the main section just looks stupid.

    I’m so stupit!

    *bangs head on desk*

    Jun 8, 2012 at 1:01 pm /  Reply /60
  2. Randy Poundersnooge

    He was a vampire in a SNL sketch where Renfield turned into a bat and banged travoltas in flight tookus. Suddenly I’m realizing that sketch was a Travolta fantasy.

    Jun 8, 2012 at 1:12 pm /  Reply /30
  3. K-Tron

    He’s showing emotion. He must be a Romulan, then.

    Jun 8, 2012 at 3:10 pm /  Reply /50
  4. K-Tron

    Or else he’s just heard there’s an all-male Pon farr.

    Jun 8, 2012 at 3:11 pm /  Reply /40
  5. kittykat

    WTF? Isn’t this man wealthy enough to get proper hair plugs?

    Jun 8, 2012 at 8:04 pm /  Reply /30
  6. StayPuft Overlord

    Johnny Depp looks like he gained a lot of weight/wants cock in his ass for the “Dark Shadows” movie.

    Jun 10, 2012 at 11:29 pm /  Reply /00
  7. AnnMarie

    He actually looks like a Vulcan

    Jun 12, 2012 at 11:44 pm /  Reply /00

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