Now my comment in the main section just looks stupid.
I’m so stupit!
*bangs head on desk*
He was a vampire in a SNL sketch where Renfield turned into a bat and banged travoltas in flight tookus. Suddenly I’m realizing that sketch was a Travolta fantasy.
He’s showing emotion. He must be a Romulan, then.
Or else he’s just heard there’s an all-male Pon farr.
WTF? Isn’t this man wealthy enough to get proper hair plugs?
Johnny Depp looks like he gained a lot of weight/wants cock in his ass for the “Dark Shadows” movie.
He actually looks like a Vulcan
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