learn to tie a goddamn tie! i guess that’s not one of the superpowers you get with scientology…sense hunger? check. find water? check. Tie a full windsor knot? nope…ask a boyscout.
Every John Travolta headline should have the word Fancy in it somewhere.
Hey, don’t mock. That wig is made with genuine Xenu pubic hair, the finest toupe nutjobs can buy!
And Chili Palmer!
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John Travolta outside of his hotel in Manhattan. (April 12, 2011)