“Just let me touch it for a SECOND.”
“You smell wonderful.”
Keep a straight face, dude.
“I want to lather you in duck liver pate’ and roll you on my walls like a fucking painter…”
“Geezzzz Mister…I was actually asking “What do you wanna do”, as in what kind of drink do you want….”
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Photos of Joe Simpson over the years where he's clearly straighter than an arrow. -Photo: Getty