1. catapostrophe

    “Just let me touch it for a SECOND.”

  2. “You smell wonderful.”

  3. Keep a straight face, dude.

  4. Deacon Jones

    “I want to lather you in duck liver pate’ and roll you on my walls like a fucking painter…”

    “Geezzzz Mister…I was actually asking “What do you wanna do”, as in what kind of drink do you want….”

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