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Caller: “How often should a girl’s da… ‘friend’… give inspections with his penis to make sure that the baby didn’t wreck anything downstairs?”
911: “Ma’am, this line is for emergencies – and I don’t think you can perform an exam with a penis.”
Caller: “So, how often should he fingerbang me then?”