She asked me to date her but had to refuse. Shut up! That’s how it happened. Look, it’s either this or jerking off until my dick falls off and, frankly, I’m running out of lotion.
Its too bad she’s such a bitch, because DAMN she’s hot! But then again, she has to be…thats how it works. If she weren’t a vagosaur, it would seem unacceptable for me to tell her “Shut the fuck up and climb back on my cock”.
I think her face looksl ike a dude.
She has “old white lady who’s had work done” face.
Her + Kate Upton = My fantasy gay threesome
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