Ya know, they almost look real in this photo.
They’re real, and they’re flapjackstic.
“Dayammm…I DO look good. And to think my hips used to be this wide.”
Uh…she looks like Britney from 5 years ago
We are all aware of the fact that you do nothing, Fish. And Jessica Simpson looks fucking fantastic.
Just wait about 6 months…she will blow-up like a carnival fat lady.
Say what you will about her being dumb, annoying, lacking talent, potentially fat, or what ever. those tits are sugary sweet mounds of plump goodness and you know it
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Jessica Simpson leaving a bachelorette party in Los Angeles. (June 8, 2014)
Photos: Pacific Coast News