I don’t know about all the makeup and stuff in this picture but I would bang her at any of the weights she’s been at recently.
The Force is strong with this one.
You were fired from shoprite for theft and smoking crack in the break room .
Is it just me… or does she look like a midget in this picture?
Her arms look abnormally short, don’t they?
She’s only 5’3
Apply that waistband technology to the structure of a car, and we will never have another vehicle related fatality for the rest of this worlds existence.
Shut up, y’all…she looks boobtastic!
All I see is an orange wad of butter in a black corset with tits. In other words, still would.
It’s an oompa loompa version of claudia shieffer..
Can you please turn off the sound on those stupid hipster Virgin Mobile ads all over your site right now?
I’m starting to feel like I should go buy box frame glasses and start insta-gramming…
Fuck those ugly sunglasses. Why is she orange? She’s still looks fat to me.
**WARNING!!** Spanx at full capacity!
There’s definitely some weird XL5 shit going on here. That arm. That shiny face. You kind of expect Ronery Kim Jong-il to come out of the limo too.
Her Spanx deserve a Nobel Prize for services to humanity.
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Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson in New York City. (September 10, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily