Jessica Simpson Wearing A Specially Designed Gut-Masking Dress
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson in New York City. (September 10, 2012)
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Jessica Simpson Wearing A Specially Designed Gut-Masking Dress
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Next time Jessica will have the trees and sidewalk painted black, so that all we see is the semi-fat disembodied head with large ‘slimming’ glasses.
Cheshire Simpson.
she’s thinking,
I….. CAN’T…….. BREATH
the dress is suffocating me.
We’re gonna need all hands on deck for when that outfit lets go.