Jessica Simpson Wearing A Specially Designed Gut-Masking Dress
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson in New York City. (September 10, 2012)
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Jessica Simpson Wearing A Specially Designed Gut-Masking Dress
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She’s still hotter than any of the chicks you mouth-breathers have banged.
Not true, ma’am.
I think your mom was hotter.
If she exhales she will burst like the Hulk…
If she inhales, she’ll suck us all in, like the whale in Pinocchio.
How dang long must ah not breate hun? Mah head is getting all fuzzy like!
The Spanx are working double-overtime with holiday pay here.
The only weight she’s lost is the in the shortening of her arms!