short women look RIDICULOUS in ankle straps – makes their already short legs look even stumpier – the frankenstein heels look ridiculous too

Jessica is attempting to fool people into thinking she’s skinny using camouflage technology…our boys back in WWII used a similar principle, with tanks and amphibious vehicles and such…but realistically, in this case there’s only so much that camouflage can hide…

HER LEGS ARE SO DISGUSTINGLY SHORT AND STUMPY I could seriously cry. ew ew ew ew.

I don’t think she looks bad at all. I just think she is trying too hard. I am not a fan, but the comments are pretty rude..”her legs are so disgustingly short and stumpy I could cry”
I mean come on. Really? That’s pathetic and mean. This picture is not the most flattering, but she’s far from disgusting and stumpy.

Well I am a fan, and I was just trying to be funny. Seriously, that purse is ridiculous, and I don’t think it’s an accident that she’s using it like an eye-illusion shield in front of the paps. That having been said, this site is all about people being mean and catty. Jessica IS trying too hard, though. She’ll slim down a bit and everyone here will be drooling over her again soon enough.

Are any of you bedding a Woman that is even close to being this attractive? I didn’t think so. She’s still a looker even with a few extra pounds.