Does someone just follow her around and preemptively put those “ROAD WORK AHEAD” signs behind her?
Does anyone else look at her torso and see Magcargo?
I’d be squinting too if I were facing something so obviously about to explode into a gooey shower of fetuses, placenta, and Little Debbie Snack Treats.
Man are her tits preggers or what.
She’s Gonna Blow!!!!!
someone had to get that outta the way
Bitch, hold these bags. You’re makin me look fat.
Every time i see pregnant Jess I think it’s Kirstie Alley on a good day
Seriously the girlfriend is laughing at her like I am right?
“No, it’s really slimming. Really! And who would’ve known Saks Fifth Avenue had a tent and awning section anyway? I know, right?”
“Jenkins, stop that woman, she’s shoplifting that orange sofa! Oh, wait… my bad.”
Why are these old photos of Anna Nicole Smith popping up again?
At least her feet aren’t swollen.
she’s only a few months along, that’s for much later in the pregnancy.
Jeez! She looks like she is ready to pop with triplets!!! For one, that dress does nothing for her, makes her look even bigger and her boobs melon size! For two, someone has been eating for 4! LMAO!
Maybe some of us like Jessica Phat/Thick.
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Jessica Simpson in Beverly Hills. (February 25, 2012)