Almost saw the tits.
Has she always had that “thing” by her eye???
more disturbing than the mask is that boil under her eye…wow, pregnancy has really effed her up
Is it a boil or a mole…or a penis??
That’s not Jessica Simpson. That’s her old assistant Cacee Cobb.
that doesn’t look like a penis and that doest look like jessica either (no tits)
That’s clearly not Jessica, if it was those chin-balls would be comfortably resting on her tit-shelf.
Time for a correction, since that’s obviously not Jessica Simpson.
That’s not Jessica Simpson it’s Owen Wilson.
I’d pay Jessica Simpson $25 to do a bukkake movie. That’s easy money for a pregnant girl nobody wants to look at
Is this another one of the “Snookie with no makeup” pictures?
that eye mole belongs to cacee cobb and jessicas boobs are way bigger
The title of this story is purposefully misleading. Why?
Ok, that’s just not right!
If that’s a penis mask, then it’s the stubbiest penis ever….I mean, the balls are almost attached to the head!
It’s just not right!
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Jessica Simpson posted a picture of herself in a penis mask to Twitter. Presumably she's at a bachelorette party, but maybe it's a new birthing technique. We're not doctors. (January 15, 2012)