i think you’re exaggerating how big they are, come on we can see them

Don’t they usually leave parking tickets on your windshield whilst you’re out shopping or whatever? So what is she doing sitting in parked car with her boobies out?

I will have the turducken, chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey….make it this big…with gravy….mmmmmm gravyyyyyyy…grrrrr

now all cops who are about to write jessica simpson a ticket need to hold up their cell phones, ready to snap that pic