"Look, two of my waitstaff already have sprained fingers and I can't keep sending the serving trays out with teeth marks on them. Can you talk to her?"

Zach Braff and Jessica Simpson at CaCee Cobb & Donald Faison's wedding in Los Angeles. (December 15, 2012)
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Photo: INFdaily

4 Comments
  1. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Debating whether getting Jessica instead of Lindsay for the wedding was the correct gamble. Sure, she may not steal the silverware but you need five times the normal food budget.

    Dec 17, 2012 at 4:50 pm /  Reply /32
  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I haven’t seen this many black people in one place since I left Texas. I used to go to this tiny All You Can Eat ribs place until someone said the N word and I never went back.

    The N Word? How sad.

    I know. “No More Ribs left”… I was heartbroken. Luckily, there was a Steak and Shake down the block. BTW, are you going to eat that?

    You mean the food I’m chewing on?

    Dec 17, 2012 at 4:51 pm /  Reply /02

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