It was at that moment, while blowing the scent of beef jerky into the mother of his children's mouth, Eric Johnson realized this was still way better than getting a job.
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson at CaCee Cobb & Donald Faison's wedding in Los Angeles. (December 15, 2012)
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Photo: INFdaily
is that woman back there a ghost?
Yes. The ghost of Susan Sontag.
She looks happier than a witch in a broom factory.
amy winehouse
I think I’m more concerned with Frankenstein’s Monster and his Bride in the background than Jessica getting fed like a baby bird.
peter boyle and amy winehouse
Well judging from the after pics right behind, she eventually does lose weight.
Who’s the Bride of Frankenstein back there?
Jesus Christ, Photoboy. You killed it on this one. {:vD
Eric: Honey, the woman I hired to make you look better by comparison has arrived.
Jessica: Oh! She has a hotter bod, but I appreciate the thought. Now regurgitate the contents of your stomach for me again.
loser
That’s sweet, Cher accepted an invitation. It’s good to see her out and about.
It’s the ghost of a woman who died from hunger during the Jessica Simpson Wedding Famine (’12).