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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    is that woman back there a ghost?

  2. nomnomnom

    I think I’m more concerned with Frankenstein’s Monster and his Bride in the background than Jessica getting fed like a baby bird.

  3. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Well judging from the after pics right behind, she eventually does lose weight.

  4. Kisses4Katie

    Who’s the Bride of Frankenstein back there?

  5. Jesus Christ, Photoboy. You killed it on this one. {:vD

  6. Rubberduckylove

    Eric: Honey, the woman I hired to make you look better by comparison has arrived.
    Jessica: Oh! She has a hotter bod, but I appreciate the thought. Now regurgitate the contents of your stomach for me again.

  7. That’s sweet, Cher accepted an invitation. It’s good to see her out and about.

  8. Fruity Booty

    It’s the ghost of a woman who died from hunger during the Jessica Simpson Wedding Famine (’12).

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