“See Jessica, it’s funny because he’s the President of the United States, so….”
(Furrows brow in a futile attempt to understand.)
I don’t give a fuck, she looks friggin’ AWESOME ! I want to feed from her motherly teats and make her talk so I can hear her stupid.
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Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson at 100th Annual White House Correspondents' Association Dinner in Washington, D.C. (May 3, 2014) -Photo: Getty, Splash News