1. George P Burdell

    That explains the fishy smell.

  2. YEs

    I don’t care for flippopipinos

  3. achilles wrath

    Is that Charmane Star? Looks a lot like her but I don’t remember her being that chesty and she didn’t mention it on her twitter.

  4. skunk

    i’d love to jizz on them, respectfully

  5. Sheppy

    She won my heart.
    And I have trophy to give her.

  6. The Little Mermaid grew up…and filled out…and vagazzled

  7. she could breast feed a creche

  8. HMM

    I’d do anything to fondle your ‘Assets’ once Sweetheart!

  9. Beer Baron

    Holy Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! I want to slide my peen in between those fake bosoms and lay siege to her Va-Gine like Seal Team 6 droppin’ heat and Osama’s compound.

    • Shoebacca

      What would you do with other 23 hours and 58 minutes of your day?

      • Beer Baron

        Clever. Hope that’s working out for you in life.

      • Squiggy

        ^I’m sure it works out just as great as it does for people who think they can steal lines from Fight Club because nobody ever saw that movie, right?

      • Chris

        It’s definitely not a direct quote.

        Tyler Durden: How’s that working out for you?
        Narrator: What?
        Tyler Durden: Being clever.
        Narrator: Great.
        Tyler Durden: Keep it up then…

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