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That explains the fishy smell.
I don’t care for flippopipinos
Is that Charmane Star? Looks a lot like her but I don’t remember her being that chesty and she didn’t mention it on her twitter.
It’s Daphne Joy.
i’d love to jizz on them, respectfully
Yowzers!
She won my heart.
And I have trophy to give her.
The Little Mermaid grew up…and filled out…and vagazzled
she could breast feed a creche
I’d do anything to fondle your ‘Assets’ once Sweetheart!
Holy Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! I want to slide my peen in between those fake bosoms and lay siege to her Va-Gine like Seal Team 6 droppin’ heat and Osama’s compound.
What would you do with other 23 hours and 58 minutes of your day?
Clever. Hope that’s working out for you in life.
^I’m sure it works out just as great as it does for people who think they can steal lines from Fight Club because nobody ever saw that movie, right?
It’s definitely not a direct quote.
Tyler Durden: How’s that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then…