1. Mama Pinkus

    does she have more teeth than the average person?

  2. Moo Cow Hunter

    OK, Scarlett. Just smile and listen. The key to keeping a man is clinginess. Relentless, unstoppable clinginess. He goes to a party, you go too. Catch him crawling out the window, put bars on them. Threatens restraining order tell him the “other” Scarlett wouldn’t like that. Eventually, he’ll see you’re meant for each other.

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