Jessica Alba in New York City. (October 4, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Does ANYONE care that she is a horrible fucking actress?
Fine with me. It’s not like she has much of a career anyway.
She is not exactly cast in roles that require a great actress
nope. I don’t care that she sucks as an actress.
but this is totally doing nothing for my dick.
No, no Jessica, it’s the guy in front of you who has to bend down!
Don’t worry about us. Whip out the girls for the right role. Or the wrong role.
She was topless in the movie The Sleeping Dictionary
No role would’ve been elevated by nudity? Yeah, nobody expects a stripper to actually STRIP. Especially not in a place called “Sin City”. What next? They’ll want people playing cowboys to ride horses, and people playing cops to have badges and guns! Hey man, don’t crowd my acting mojo…I’ll just, y’know, ACT like I’m a stripper and people will just get it, without any actual stripping.,,even though I suck as an actress…
Jessica Biel’s stripper movie may have sucked, but at least her character did her f*cking job!!
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