1. Snooki's Taint

    I am officially becoming a Buddhist and then wishing to be reincarnated as a bicycle seat. For science.

  2. Sheppy

    gonna chafe

  3. Erect

    Oh how i want to fill dat ass with cum.

  4. spartacus

    Does her tuck hurt when riding a bike?

  5. Mitt Romney

    When I’d be done with her, she’d need an adult diaper.

  6. Pedobear

    My face would BE her adult diaper! (As I furiously jack off)

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